The new political gospel: public office is private graft.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

I'm backing down now. I really do love you. That's why I'm doing this.

Sometimes the most difficult thing is to be able to see the most obvious thing!

Simplicity and elegance are unpopular because they require hard work and discipline to achieve and education to be appreciated.

PowerPoint presentations too often resemble a school play - very loud, very slow, and very simple.

Mediocrity is gonna kill the world before Armageddon ever does.

The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.

I don't know, on a sitcom, and in theatre especially, you have to really be listening to an audience. And if you're losing them, you can hear the sniffs, and the playbills shuffling and whatnot.

I don't like being preachy. I think using fun and humor is an excellent way to make people think.

It's amazing how much resilience you can have when you're passionate about a project that you're doing.

I am a Bob Dylan fan.