The most overpowering will is the will to not work.

Knowledge is knowing the depth of the ocean. Wisdom is knowing till where to swim.

Some people make a difference, some people make you different.

Pause while reading a book only in case of two things:1. To kiss2. To sip coffeeToo bad both are a luxury.

I wish that the last breath of your life is a sigh of relief.

As we grow up, nothing changes more than the definition of loss.

That feeling when you know you're being fought for.

If he's not real, you'll know. Men have never washed a rented car.

A tank full of life and a running tap.

If the wealth you've accumulated is in the form of friends, family and books, then you're doing life right.

Women are suspicious. Men are devious. Infinite loop.

Pushing them (children) into a career that is “practical”/ “safe”/ prestigious/ well-paying doesn’t count as help. It’s how parents satisfy their own needs.

Be you. You are a holy-self.

Don't wish it were easier, wish you were better. Don't wish for fewer problems, wish for more skills. Don't wish for less challenges, wish for more wisdom.

The true source of happiness is within each of us.

Check out the helmet hair on Randy Moss, babe! He looks like some freakish anti-Mr. T after a long evening sleeping through 'Aida.'

They were involved in a firefight and felt they were surrounded. Whether they escaped from that and were fleeing and went in the wrong direction, we don't know.

It's important to keep up the idea of the brand, even beyond sales.

The poorest residents of the gulf coast were most affected by the devastating hurricanes, and the poorest Americans have shouldered a disproportionate share of the burden in Iraq.

Really, more than anything, The 2000 Year Old Man is a huge influence on all of our comedy, but specifically the live version of Oh, Hello.

beautiful December grapes, blue as plums, every grape a little skinful of sweet, tasteless water