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Mallory Ortberg Quotes: The mere idea of asking a family member if they intentionally stopped sending me an annual bonus makes me feel like breaking out in hives.
         

The mere idea of asking a family member if they intentionally stopped sending me an annual bonus makes me feel like breaking out in hives.


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