Ah, you've come over the water. Powerful wet stuff, ain't it?

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Don't you wish it could happen? Your mind wiped clean like a hard drive? Start again without memories?

Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.

I mean . . . who was it that said if the door is locked, find a window. If the windows locked, well . . . break it. If it won't break then find a freaking sledgehammer and make a new one.

The centralization of power in Washington, which nearly all members of Congress deplore in their speech and then support by their votes, steadily increases.

The soul of an individual; your soul and my soul, is that part of us that is immortal.

Be the instrument playing the sound of your life's passing

Multiple closets for different needs. Overkill.

I had a female business partner once. Didn't work.

There are so many things I'd like to do. Like becoming a parent. To me that is the next natural progression in life.

My great joy in working on anything is stepping out in front of the camera and working with the actors.