The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.

Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.

And next time you're planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders.

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.

It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.

A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?

Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know.

No. It is said that the Nephilim are the children of men and angels. All that this angelic heritage has given to us is a longer distance to fall.

Humans were so stupid. They had something so precious, and they barely safeguarded it at all. They threw away their lives for money, for packets of powder, for a stranger's charming smile.

There were some memories, though, that never faded.

Declarations of love amuse me. Especially when unrequited.

The word of God gives strength to my bones, power to my spirit and hope to my soul.

I've been good about keeping my nose to the grindstone.

Paste is a great music lover's resource. I tend to agree with their album reviews and find their interviews a bit more intriguing than those of other music magazines.

If one lived for ever the joys of life would inevitably in the end lose their savour. As it is, they remain perennially fresh.

Let us read thoughtfully; this is a great secret in the right use of books.

Agents do nothing for the good of football. I'd like to see them lined up against a wall and machine-gunned ?some accountants and solicitors with them.

I love films that test cynicism and inspire you to do better in your dealings with your family and with strangers.

Slumps don't bother me.

There was a time when beheadings were in the public mind because people around the world were getting their heads cut off for various reasons.

The last thing you want is an injured actor. That, or having to use a stuntman too much.