Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know.

Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.

And next time you're planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders.

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.

It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.

A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?

No. It is said that the Nephilim are the children of men and angels. All that this angelic heritage has given to us is a longer distance to fall.

Humans were so stupid. They had something so precious, and they barely safeguarded it at all. They threw away their lives for money, for packets of powder, for a stranger's charming smile.

There were some memories, though, that never faded.

Declarations of love amuse me. Especially when unrequited.

The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.

Music is the language of all. It tames the savage beast and allows us to get over heartbreak. It helps us express what we really want to say and it has the power to lift hearts and awaken our souls….

If there's one thing I hate, it's not knowing what's wrong with someone and all you want to do is make them feel better.

Comedy is tragedy - plus time.

Intolerance is evidence of fear, and fear is the consequence of feeling powerless.

But he hated to be sober. It made him conscious of the people around him, of that air of struggle, of greedy ambition, of hope more sordid than despair, of incessant passage up or down.

In our lives, when we do not create something out of total honesty, it cannot last long.

I give two hoots about being typecast. It's not in my hands.

Each and every one of us has a vital part to play in building the kind of world in which government and technology serve the world's people and not the other way around.

Don't try to write what other people are writing - write what is true to you.

We Africans are able to build companies that can operate in the global environment.