Declarations of love amuse me. Especially when unrequited.

Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.

And next time you're planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders.

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.

It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.

A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?

Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know.

No. It is said that the Nephilim are the children of men and angels. All that this angelic heritage has given to us is a longer distance to fall.

Humans were so stupid. They had something so precious, and they barely safeguarded it at all. They threw away their lives for money, for packets of powder, for a stranger's charming smile.

There were some memories, though, that never faded.

The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity.

Hamas cannot stand free media.

The best way to give assistance to those who are deeply embarrassed and to calm them down is to praise them decisively.

Never draw a gun on a man unless you intend to kill him. And believe me, if you do intend to kill him he will already know it. Then he will feel the cold breath of the tomb.

No way of thinking or doing, however ancient, can be trusted without proof. What everybody echoes or in silence passes by as true to-day may turn out to be falsehood to-morrow.

Once you have tasted meditation, it is impossible for you to be in any misery. Bliss becomes inevitable.

Jonathan sighed. The price of being misunderstood, he thought. They call you devil or they call you god.

I don't believe it is more important to move forward than to know the truth.

We have a unique opportunity to unite America, urban and rural, coastal and midwestern, red and blue, under the banner of a truly unifying national effort. We can start right now.

I've definitely gotten to work with female directors, and I feel lucky because of that. I just feel like more voices should be represented.