The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

Maybe a story will cheer you up... Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End.

Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems

Money can't replace friendship, I'd rather have no money than losing you.

Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!

Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they are.

A star on top will complete all the scenery!

Well maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!

You cannot stop the unstoppable

Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don't get jazz.

Now that we're men, I changed my underwear.

There is nothing more important than love. And no law higher." - Malcolm Fade

Here's a dime. Call all your friends.

Design - pure beauty - will be number one at Fisker Coachbuild. We want to bring beautiful, desirable cars to the market, limit the production of each model, and do so with the highest quality.

Three women walk into a pub and say, 'Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'

Mankind is destined to step beyond his earthly bonds just as his ancestors once crawled out of the seas. Colonizing new worlds . . . the race will survive.

I'm taking these slings and arrows for you, so we can have our borders, so we can get back our jobs, so we can be a safe nation again.

Life is full of paradoxes, as roses are of thorns.

The perverseness of my fate is such that he's not mine because he's mine too much.

The paradox is the seed of truth. This germ just needs a fertile ground to flourish and bear fruit.

On big routes in big mountains, speed equals safety.