The iPad falls between two stools - not quite a laptop, not quite a smartphone. In other words, it's the spork of the electronic consumer goods world.

If technology is a drug – and it does feel like a drug – then what, precisely, are the side-effects?

The biggest teenage taboo is being strait-laced. It's easy to tell a researcher you went to a house party that turned into an orgy. It's less easy to say you like eating toast and watching QI.

My theory is that we used to have several personalities, and now we're encouraged to have one online.

Man the lifeboats. The idiots are winning.

That's not something that we've gone in thinking 'Right! How are we going to examine that now?' It's just when you take a step back you see that they're actually all sort of in that mode.

Whenever anything nice happens in the world I always expect something appalling to happen immediately afterwards.

I'm actually quite pro-technology, but I'm a worrier, so I like to envision worst-case scenarios.

Technology by default became the thing that was a new thing that had swept in and was altering it everything.

In summary, our world is doomed.

Online you're encouraged to perform one personality for everyone.

It's not about what my enemies can do to my body, it's more about what they can't do to my soul.Protected in the Arms of God

When I left Chicago, people said, 'Careful with that Texas heat'. I'm from Puerto Rico. I know heat.

I think if you can take care of yourself, and then maybe try to take care of someone else, that's sort of how you're supposed to live.

When will they make a tractor that can furnish the manure for farm fields and produce a baby tractor every spring?

Our greatest evils flow from ourselves.

I try not to pay much attention to what people say-I just try to concentrate on the game.

You assume things, like whatever country has more firepower wins the wars, and that's actually not true at all.

But I love you I'm totally and completely in love with you and I don't care if you think it's too late. I'm telling you anyway.

All psychological research is completely barred by the interpretations of the psychoanalysts. Everything happens in the unconscious, and I don't know what this unconscious is.

New York traffic can drive you crazy.