Stools Quotes

Stools Quote of the day

Even at my lowest I was sittin on my high stool.

One falls to the ground in trying to sit on two stools.

Physical fitness is a three-legged stool: strength, aerobic capacity, and flexibility.

Players, Sir! I look on them as no better than creatures set upon tables and joint stools to make faces and produce laughter, like dancing dogs.

Societies that eat unrefined foods produce large stools and build small hospitals; societies that eat fiber-depleted foods produce small stools and build large hospitals.

Corruption is a tree, whose branches are Of an immeasurable length: they spread Ev'rywhere; and the dew that drops from thence Hath infected some chairs and stools of authority.

America is a constipated nation.... If you pass small stools, you have to have large hospitals.

Necessity invented stools, Convenience next suggested elbow-chairs, And luxury the accomplish'd Sofa last.

The iPad falls between two stools - not quite a laptop, not quite a smartphone. In other words, it's the spork of the electronic consumer goods world.

I own motorized bar stools.

What's a' your jargon o' your schools, Your Latin names for horns and stools; If honest nature made you fools.

Hope is a leg of a 3-legged stool with Faith and Charity.

Money and power by themselves are a two-legged stool. You can balance on them for a while, but eventually you're going to topple over.

Sometimes we feel we straddle two cultures; at other times, that we fall between two stools.

When there's a piano to be moved, don't reach for the stool.

To go where the King goes afoot (i.e. to the stool).

The soul of man, when it gets fairly rotten, will bear you all sorts of poisonous toad-stools, and no eye can see whence came the seed thereof.

I got two stools, in case I want to sit down and sit down again on something else.

You've got to stand as you exist. You can change the height of the podium to accommodate your height, but you cannot have a stool. You cannot have footstool or any of that.

I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye.

'm the inspiration for picking it up off the floor after it fell off the stool and figuring out a way to make it still work.