Man the lifeboats. The idiots are winning.

If technology is a drug – and it does feel like a drug – then what, precisely, are the side-effects?

The biggest teenage taboo is being strait-laced. It's easy to tell a researcher you went to a house party that turned into an orgy. It's less easy to say you like eating toast and watching QI.

My theory is that we used to have several personalities, and now we're encouraged to have one online.

That's not something that we've gone in thinking 'Right! How are we going to examine that now?' It's just when you take a step back you see that they're actually all sort of in that mode.

Whenever anything nice happens in the world I always expect something appalling to happen immediately afterwards.

I'm actually quite pro-technology, but I'm a worrier, so I like to envision worst-case scenarios.

Technology by default became the thing that was a new thing that had swept in and was altering it everything.

The iPad falls between two stools - not quite a laptop, not quite a smartphone. In other words, it's the spork of the electronic consumer goods world.

In summary, our world is doomed.

Online you're encouraged to perform one personality for everyone.

Christmas is the spirit of love, joy and peace.

That is one of the functions of art: to present what the narrow and desperately practical perspectives of real life exclude.

That's what it means to be an American. To be free to love who and what you want, and to keep a lot in your heart at once.

I knew you were the one when I realized your smile was my heaven, your laugh my favorite song, and your arms my home.

There's a fine line between stubbornness and the positive side of that, which is dogged determination.

I've learned that borders are where the actual ends, but also where the imagination and the story begins.

I love who you are, yesterday, now, tomorrow, always.

With my brains and your looks, we could go places.

I don't drive an Escalade; I've never lived on a mansion; I live in a townhouse. Even with my internet business, when I was making just shy of a million and a half a year, I lived in the same house.

I don't define myself as an actor at all. Nor is that my greatest passion in life by any stretch of the imagination.