The humorous writer professes to awaken and direct your love, your pity, your kindness--your scorn for untruth, pretension, imposture....He takes upon himself to be the week-day preacher.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Like a flower, feel yourself rise above and begin to open.

The world is a cruel place, Petrosinella, and it wounds the weak.

People aren´t born sad.We make them that way.

A well known American writer said once that, while everybody talked about the weather, nobody seemed to do anything about it.

Be a king? Think not. Why be a king when you can be a God?

Love life seems to be that factor which requires the largest quantity of magical tinkering.

He who lets the world choose his plan of life for him has need of no other faculty than that of ape-like imitation.

Obamacare is a crime against democracy.

At XL we are continually focused on the rate of change, the increasingly interconnected world and the need to help our clients advance wherever their business occurs.

...And i can't get you out of my mind, God knows how hard I've tried.