The early bird gathers no moss! The rolling stone catches the worm.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.

Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart.

Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth.

Things can harden meaningfully in the moment of indecision

I don't think anybody could have predicted that they would try to use an airplane as a missile, a hijacked airplane as a missile.

A guy calls me a genius, and I'm going to renounce? I'm not going to renounce him.

As I grow older and older, And totter toward the tomb, I find that I care less and less Who goes to bed with whom.

I know Quebecers don't want to relive old battles; they prefer to build for the future.

A lot of my branding has come from stubbornness - I knew what I liked. I knew what I wanted to do.

Performance-enhancing drugs are an illusion. I wish I had never gotten involved with steroids. It was wrong. It was stupid.

Until we respect bin Laden, we are going to die in numbers that are probably unnecessary.

I try to stay in the positive. In the now.