The determination of life insurance salesmen to succeed has made life pretty soft for widows.

No man is a failure who is enjoying life.

Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it.

One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.

If at first you don't succeed, try hard work.

Women lie about their age; men lie about their income.

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure.

One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely found in the same person.

The sweaty players in the game of life always have more fun than the supercilious spectators.

If we do not discipline ourselves the world will do it for us.

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.

We often fear to say what is true. Our tongues are tied by the beliefs of the society.

ThatNeed to knowYour enemyTo surviveIs bitter.

Discipline, not the Muse, results in productivity. If you write only when she beckons, your writing is not yours at all.

Oozing charm from every pore He oiled his way around the floor.

When we live to the glory of God, we show His goodness living through us instead of just ourselves.

The trick to following someone without getting caught is to follow somebody who doesn't think they're being followed.

My carbs kick in at dinner, which makes no sense.

Few serve truth in truth because only few have the pure will to be just, and of those again very few have the strength to be just.

I hate to take showers! Guitarists don't like showers 'cause we like the grease to build up on our fingers, makes playing more fluid.

Exaggeration, the inseparable companion of greatness.