The core of the American public, their hearts and their minds are in the right place. And that gives me hope.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

Donald Trump came out as a birther, which is Republican for, 'I'm running for president.'

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed-- THAT is leadership!

When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a source that would never run out.

You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

I get sick all the time because I get no rest and sleep, but it's definitely worth it.

God makes confetti out of our titles and accomplishments to celebrate the poor and the humble.

Words. Words. I play with words, hoping that some combination, even a chance combination, will say what I want.

Unhappiness has nothing to teach, and resignation is ugly.

The United States enjoy a scene of prosperity and tranquility under the new government that could hardly have been hoped for.

I haven't got a good reputation with pain.

Working with younger artists kind of tests your judgment. You're not always right, but when you are, it's exciting.

World needs more angels, even plywood ones.

War is cinema, and cinema is war

To choose and be so adamant about this exact location just a block or two away from 9/11, again is that knife, it feels like.