The conservative movement today is so fractured that I think you'd have a tough time actually defining it and pointing to it.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

If all women revealed their age, men would have nothing to hide from each other.

The would-be Sufi needs guidance precisely because books, texts, while telling you what is needed, do not tell you when.

I will fill my life with so much of positivity, happiness and brilliance that God will one day say with utmost pride, "This is the most amazing Kaleidoscope to view".

Jesus was not a theologian. He was a God who told stories.

I am not afraid of the possibility of finding intelligent life in the universe, I am afraid of the possibility of them finding us

I didn't ask to be born!""No, but I asked." He was breathing hard. His eyes hard and glinting with a fire that burned straight through me. "I asked for you every day of my life!

The address 'Woman' was so respectful that it might be, and was, addressed to the queenliest.

Only those with skin as thick as elephant hide can hope to sail through their teens unscathed by self-doubt and bouts of depression.

All history . . . is an inarticulate Bible.

Caesar's double-bed is warm As an unimportant clerk Writes i do not like my work On a pink official form.