The comedy gods are smiling on me tonight.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

ZERO and Infinity both are very difficult to understand and explain but at the same time both are key assumption of Mathematics...

Playfullness is the essential feature of productive thought.

If you die of pneumonia,I'm pretty sure there are at least a dozen guys who'll try to kill me and make it look like an accident (Hale)

We have to say what's happening. There is crime, as you know. There's a lot of crime and there's a lot of problems. But I think together [with Enrique Pena], we'll solve those problems.

It is far more important the law should be administered with absolute integrity, than that in this case or in that the law should be a good law or a bad one.

When I was larger, people said I was fat. Now that I've lost weight, they say I died.

It's important to feel beautiful; it's political to feel beautiful.

Kissing is what humans do when words have reached a place they can't escape from.

It's easy to lose our way when we lose our why.

I can sympathize with everything, except suffering.