The arts community still has a long lasting cynicism of the importance, or the artistic value, of comedy. Comedy is just farting about for money.

To Be Successful You Don't Need Beautiful Face And Heroic Body, What You Need is Skillful Mind And Ability To Perform

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

The older you get, the more you realise how happenstance... has helped to determine your path through life.

But I always feel that whatever I do, I could do better. I suppose it is perfectionism.

I want to express myself in a different way. I have a performing inclination.

I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I'm in the company of good friends, but I'm not a jokesmith. I tend to be quite serious.

Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

Art is something that nobody laughs at and nobody makes any money out of is the attitude, which I would dispute.

The path of my life is strewn with cow pats from the devil's own satanic herd!

Don't limit a child to your own learning, for she was born in another time.

Everything that happens in our lives has meaning even though we may not understand it or even pay attention to it.

Intellectual modesty is humility as to what I know

We are not meant to die merely in order to be dead. God could not want that for the creatures to whom He has given the breath of life. We die in order to live.

The urge to draw near to the female silhouette resided deep in the ancient center of a man...

My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan

Make peace with yourself and you make peace with the world. - Charmainism

In playing the part of Mammy, I tried to make her a living, breathing character, the way she appeared to me in the book

When shame is missing from corporate life, society, quickly becomes uncivilized.

I have very real concerns about the civil liberties implications of ultimately requiring every resident to submit themselves for compulsory fingerprinting or some other biometric test.