The airline business is it is mostly run by a bunch of spineless nincompoops who actually don't want to stand up to the environmentalists and call them the lying wankers that they are.

People say the customer is always right, but you know what - they're not. Sometimes they are wrong and they need to be told so.

‎‎‎‎Short of committing murder, negative publicity sells more seats than positive publicity.

Are we going to say sorry for our lack of customer service? Absolutely not.

We should try to eliminate things that unnecessarily piss people off.

The airline industry is full of bullshitters, liars and drunks. We excel at all three in Ireland.

Air transport is just a glorified bus operation.

If global warming meant temperatures rose by one or two degrees, France would become a desert, which would be no bad thing. The Scots would grow wine and make buffalo mozzarella.

One of the weaknesses of the company now is it is a bit cheap and cheerful and overly nasty, and that reflects my personality.

I have more money than I am ever going to need. Financially, I'm fine for the next couple of hundred years.

Why does every plane have two pilots? Really, you only need one pilot. Let's take out the second pilot. Let the bloody computer fly it.

Let us be the waves of infinite love to be infinite in this finite ocean of life.

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark.

In this case, two wrongs made a major right.

You know, sometimes you can't just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.

I've come to trust not that events will always unfold exactly as I want, but that I will be fine either way. The challenges we face in life are always lessons that serve our soul's growth.

Beware of a misfit occupation. . . . Consider carefully your natural bent, whether for business or a profession.

I'm sorry if my traumatized life is an inconvenience to you and your perfect existence.

Waste of time is the most extravagant and costly of all expenses.

I have family obligations and all that stuff. I get my kids six weeks in the summer, which is a real intense period of time. I'm with them every minute of the day

But clay and clay differs in dignity, Whose dust is both alike.