The Heimlich maneuver works on house pets. My pit bull was choking on his dinner. I squeezed his stomach and the neighbor's cat shot right out.

I hate waking up every morning to my alarm. I always bang my head on the steering wheel.

I just recently had my Visa card stolen. Right now, it's everywhere I want to be.

I joined a health spa recently. They had a sign for "Free Weights." So I took a couple.

I’ means the Self and ‘my’ means what belongs to the self. All that is ‘my’ is acquisition [parigrah]. You should keep [only] whatever acquisition you are able to carry.

Loneliness is a shadow of death

The bright blue sky remained cloudless, and the aquamarine ocean still crashed gently onto the white sand beach, but the scene was suddenly warped. Twisted, as I processed Thad's words.

Facts are a strange thing . . . when you know the facts to be true, they turn you into a revolutionary.

Imagine yourself as a living house.

Yet avarice is numbered among the sins, but stupidity omitted.

I think there's mind in nature. There's a power in nature, and there's a universal power that you'd better not ignore.

When you do something young enough and you train for it, it just becomes a part of you.

There is no safety this side of the grave

Auditur et altera pars. (The other side shall be heard as well.)