Scott Wood Quotes

The Heimlich maneuver works on house pets. My pit bull was choking on his dinner. I squeezed his stomach and the neighbor's cat shot right out.

I hate waking up every morning to my alarm. I always bang my head on the steering wheel.

I just recently had my Visa card stolen. Right now, it's everywhere I want to be.

I joined a health spa recently. They had a sign for "Free Weights." So I took a couple.