I joined a health spa recently. They had a sign for "Free Weights." So I took a couple.

The Heimlich maneuver works on house pets. My pit bull was choking on his dinner. I squeezed his stomach and the neighbor's cat shot right out.

I hate waking up every morning to my alarm. I always bang my head on the steering wheel.

I just recently had my Visa card stolen. Right now, it's everywhere I want to be.

There is a great deal to be saidFor being dead.

A small country like Georgia has little influence on conflicts that must be resolved at the global level.

Acting, music, painting... it's very subjective. So what I might think is a great actor, you might think is not a very good actor at all.

The harder you work and the more you sear and bleed for a win, the sweeter that victory tastes.

The mature religious sentiment is ordinarily fashioned in the workshop of doubt.

According to the men of the world, few are going to hell; According to the Bible, few are going to heaven.

A man who would interpret the scriptures must have the spiritual discipline.

I was blinded by stupidity for a brief moment in our life, for a flicker in the eternity in which you and I live, and I stumbled.

New fashions (of all sorts) come from unexpected places, not from the arbiters of what's correct.

We are doomed to failure without a daily destruction of our various preconceptions.