The Germans will make a few scattered attacks, then go away. The Romans will enjoy a fine September.

If I announce the armistice and the Americans don't send sufficient reinforcements and don't land near Rome, the Germans will seize the city and put in a puppet fascist government.

I love to laugh. Specially at myself. Sometimes I spend hours doing it.

I tend to have a cup of tea, try to stop worrying about what I did wrong, cool down and will the audience back in as soon as possible.

You don't have to act as if you know what you're doing

Saturday was 90 minutes when people would judge whether we were the real deal

I don't see you making a movie about Bob Arum.

The presidents against Congress, the Senate is against the House, people are against politicians, and I'm against cats in the house.

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers - joined in the serious business of keeping our food, shelter, clothing and loved ones from combining with oxygen.

When you want to hurry something, that means you no longer care about it and want to get on to other things.

I don't care what people say about me.

Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.