Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.

I heard that women are attracted to bad boys, so every once in a while, I throw a recyclable into the regular garbage.

I've practiced meditation most of my life. It's better than lying around doing nothing.

If it's any consolation, Princess, I think he's a supercilious, salacious sap.""You've been reading the dictionary!""My only hope of comprehending your conversation, my petite sesquipedalian.

All that is gold does not glitterNot all those who wander are lostThe old that is strong does not witherDeep roots are not reached by the frost

Your purpose on earth is to participate in this human experience and to seize the opportunity within each day to reveal the greatest version of yourself.

Taste is the feminine of genius.

Getting into debt, is getting into a tanglesome net.

Being bi-racial and being young along with being American and Canadian [allows me to] try and cover all the bases and expand my fan base to a level that has yet to be seen.

Wine is a turne-coate (first a friend, then an enemy). [Wine is a turncoat, first a friend, then an enemy.]

Sometimes things seem too good to be true.

Women make natural anarchists and revolutionaries, because they've always been second-class citizens, kinda having had to claw their way up.

By all implies marry if you get a great wife/husband, you are going to be pleased. If you get a bad a single, you are going to become a philosopher.