The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

In the wilderness, we walk and keep the way of the Creator

I have a new nickname for Dottie. She's now the Crazy Whisperer.

Prince Maxon surveyed the room and found me. Our eye met for a moment, and he smiled.

Writing helps maintain my sanity or else I would lose my mind.

Curiosity is the driving force that propels humanity forward.

An adolescent is both an impulsive child and a self-starting adult.

I want to be your stranger across a crowded room.

Whenever I really want a part, I'm not sure what to do. How do I let the director know how obsessed I am and willing to do anything for the movie?

I mostly built stuff that I liked.

I'm discovering that everybody is a closet quotesmith. Just give them a chance.