The Brazilian bikini wax is torture. To show a little appreciation, you could trim your nose hair. And your nut sack.

I'm such a grandma. I don't tweet; I don't have a Facebook page.

I have two young kids. So my VCR, like, you kind of have to sift through a lot of, like, 'Animal Mechanicals,' 'Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.'

You find your tribe and you stick with them.

My awesome career has been nothing but chaos. Whatever comes toward me feels like the right thing to do in the moment and that's great.

It's okay to be two things at once and a paradox. Everybody is. As humans for survival we like to label things in a split second. It is how we don't implode from anxiety.

I'm very tactile. I'm a big hugger, one of those huggy people.

Everything you think you're supposed to feel even, or do. When it doesn't match up with what everything that the culture is telling you to do, you feel like a failure.

There was something about the Cleveland Play House that was the holiest place - you know, with the ghost light on the stage and the brick. It was just the most beautiful theater in the world.

People want to give advice but can't take it themselves.

I've never been with an uncircumcised guy.

There is only one Saviour, the Lord JESUS CHRIST.

Believe me, " he said simply.

Who's your fat friend ?

Film and television essentially feel the same when you're doing it, because it's the same technical approach.

Like a boxer in a title fight, you have to walk in that ring alone.

Aren't you, uh..." Clary searched for the right word. "Reproducing?

I know Dave [Attel] and we're friendly, and I have nothing but respect for him.

The gods come to us in the forms we recognize.

I love music. I do play. It's like mathematics, and it's also emotional. It's nice to play, for no other reason than just to play.

The basic premise of my system is to fatigue your opponents with constant pressure defensively and constant movement offensively.