The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Chinese food in Texas is the best Chinese food in the United States except Boston.

May your heart always be joyful. May your song always be sung.

Art lives where absolute freedom is, because where it is not, there can be no creativity.

POETRY: A sliver of the moon lost in the belly of a golden frog.

Music is the one universal language. It's your best friend when the chips are down, and it's better than any energy drink when you're feeling it.

Ideas don't make you rich. The correct execution of ideas does.

But I also think when we embark on intimate relationships, we make a basic human promise to be decent, to hold a flattering mirror up to each other, to be respectful as we explore each other.

Critics themselves, they used to tear me up.

Radio makes it appear like you can get some sounds in a laptop and be the next dude. Those careers don't really last.

You just let people do what they do and look at them and give them enough rope until they do what you thought they were going to do... which is screw you over.