That's what art is: escaping everyday normality, which wants to eat you alive.

Destiny cuts the cake of love, Three slices to some, To others, a crumb.

Being in love, as both Plato and David Bowie have pointed out, is horrible.

"Cynic" is a word invented by optimists to put down realists.

If you meet an angel, you will have not peace, but a fever.

Destiny cutsthe cake of love, Three slices to some, To others, a crumb.

[T]he real lie that advertising tells is not so much in what it shows, but in what it leaves out.

When I'm in love, I can't stand anyone.

Inspirational quotes are dances of light that shine in dark places during your life.

There are reasons we congregate in these hot spots- to worship beauty and to feel its effects light up the electrolytes in the bloodstream.

I'll forget me.You forget you.We can be onetogether, happily.

Failure to accord credit to anyone for what he may have done is a great weakness in any man.

His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers.

His ears were often the first thing to catch my tears.

When you go before God, you can only confess one person's sins.

More isnt always better, Linus. Sometimes its just more.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

Let's pass a bill to cover the moon with yogurt that will cost $5 trillion today. And then let's pass a bill the next day to cancel that bill. We could save $5 trillion.