That's what I like to do: bring out the best in people.

I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get used to it. It'll still be the best part of waking up.

I like to take chances, and that's the key to comedy -- dancing like an idiot but doing it with wild abandon.

I'd just like to retire quietly with dignity, secure in the knowledge that no more comedies will ever be made now that I'm gone.

That's the key to comedy: allowing yourself to look stupid

I've been going to the same grocery store for 13 years, and all of a sudden one day everybody was like, 'Oh, my God.

Nobody's ever kept their sitcom character going after the show's off the air.

Many of the people I've worked with over the years came from a sketch-comedy background or an improv background, and I've learned a lot from them.

War is life multiplied by some number that no one has ever heard of.

My father looked as if I'd just gutted him - but it was mingled with a twisted sense of satisfaction. It felt good to hurt his feelings.

I have always had a mystical attitude toward inspiration. That's my nature.

I usually get all my stress and anger out at the gym. But when I get out, I'm kind of a pleasant person - really.

As for herself, every morning on waking she gives thanks to the God she doesn't disbelieve in. Although she can't credit him with saving her, she needs this outlet for her gratitude.

My style is a little quirky. I can't play as fast as most professional jazz players.

Whoever had decided that school should start so early in the morning and last all day long needed to be hunted down and forced to watch hours of educational televison without the aid of caffine.

Jim Henson was the only piece of fan mail I ever wrote when I was a little kid.

Reported as Oscar Wilde's last words on his death bed... This wallpaper is killing me. One of us has to go.

So is there any part of you that’s not a lethal weapon? (Kiara) No. Even my wits are sharpened. (Nykyrian)