That’s literally one of those things where if I tell you I have to kill you. A witch’s wand is a powerful tool and could be disastrous if it fell into the wrong hands.

Go on the roller coaster they tell me. It’ll be fun they tell me. -Max Montgomery

I don’t recall either of you asking me, you know I’m a lady and I need to be asked and agree to it.

There can be no darker or more devastating tragedy than the death of man's faith in himself and in his power to direct his future.

If you want to achieve a high goal, you're going to have to take some chances.

Jeez banana! Shut your freaking gob!

I would like this to be a new day. I would hope now that we can focus on doing the people's business.

Only when God was said to have died did various leaders, professions and sectors risk pushing themselves forward as successors.

Alas! the praise given to the ear Ne'er was nor ne'er can be sincere.

The tires are called wets, because they're used in the wet. And these tires are called slicks, because they're very slick.

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.

You know what lies are for.

I just couldn't live without dogs