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That place is so behind the times, you can't even get AIDS there yet.


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Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?



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One UK paper described me as a "miserablist", a word I'd never heard before or since. I looked it up and it means someone who can only be happy when they are miserable. Perfect.



I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!

I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!



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What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.





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