Television could perform a great service in mass education, but there's no indication its sponsors have anything like this on their minds.

I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

Too many of our countrymen rejoice in stupidity, look upon ignorance as a badge of honor. They condemn everything they don't understand.

All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.

Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

They aren't making mirrors like they use to.

And hard times are good in their own way, too. Because the only way you can achieve true happiness is if you experience true sadness as well. It's all about light and shade. Balance.

Fear attracts the darkness. When you have no fear, the darkness fears you.

At least half the mystery novels published violate the law that the solution once revealed must seem to be inevitable.

A covetous man's penny is a stone.

Overcome your guilt. Care, but not too much. Take responsibility, but don't blame yourself. Protect, save, help- but know when to give up. They're precarious ledges to walk. How do I do it?

Children will imitate their fathers in their vices, seldom in their repentance.

There are still substantial areas of disagreement, .. you simply have to look at the public statements to see there is a significant gap.

Strategic partners are way more important than money.

The push and pull of representing your world responsibly and your artistic license is a tricky balance.

I always have red nail polish on my nails, so if they ever discontinue the red polish I wear from OPI, I'd be really upset.