Talking to you is only thinking to myself - made easier.

Disillusions all come from within ... from the failure of some dear and secret hope. The world makes no promises; we only dream it does; and when we wake, we cry!

Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call Destiny.

Those who have made unhappy marriages walk on stilts, while the happy ones are on a level with the crowd. No one sees 'em!

A statesman's words, like butcher's meat, should be well weighed.

Women may be whole oceans deeper than we are, but they are also a whole paradise better. She may have got us out of Eden, but as a compensation she makes the earth very pleasant.

A quart of doubt to an ounce of truth is the safest brew.

We must know the measure of a man's desires before we can sound the depth of his regrets.

People get to like a soul, but a satisfactory hat makes an impression at first sight.

All forced virtue is degrading in it effect.

love comes to man through his senses - to woman through her imagination.

Read positive books

Do not ask God the way to heaven

the ability to get on the air, which was crucial to any reporter’s career, grew precisely as the ability to analyze diminished.

Work hard. And have patience. Because no matter who you are, you're going to get hurt in your career and you have to be patient to get through the injuries.

The ball of rumor and criticism, once it starts rolling, is difficult to stop.

Some Harvard guy said that acid would open our minds, pot wouldn't hurt us, and cocaine was benign.

That’s what makes a character interesting from an actor’s perspective - the more screwed up, the better.

Healthy, well-informed, balanced criticism is the ozone of public life.

I'm very much a stand-up comedian in my heart. That's really what I do. Now I'm trying to incorporate all of the different elements of my work as a performer, and use it as a stand-up comedian.

I prefer people who don't get caught, and if they do get caught, I prefer people who don't give in.