Sweeney: I can just see all you tough young soldiers cuddling together. Richard: Not cuddling, huddling. There's a difference.

If you're looking for Mr. Perfect, you‟re going to spend your whole life being disappointed, because he doesn‟t exist. You have to get the best deal you can, but there will always be problems.

I have a real low tolerance for parasites, and you're so close to the limit that I'm already reaching for the flea powder.

A village somewhere was missing it's idiot.

Sign by elevator put up by computer geeks in office building: REMEMBER: FIRST YOU PILAGE, THEN YOU BURN. THOSE WHO DO NOT COMPLY WILL BE SUSPENDED FROM THE RAIDING TEAM. In Mr Perfect

Women were always complications, bless their perverse little hearts.

Pleasure was a siren, luring her to experience more

I'm not holding you against your will; I'm holding you against your car.

If death turned out to be a lack of being rather than a lack of consciousness, well, then, that sucked.

Don’t kiss me,” she said warningly. “I don’t intend to,” he replied, smiling a little. “I don’t have my whip and chair with me.

He needed a woman. Bad.

Without faith it is impossible to please God for he that cometh to God must believe that He is.

Let us leave pretty women to men devoid of imagination.

When I think of Boris Diaw, I think of Beethoven in the age of the romantics

I was chased through a chateau in the Loire Valley by a bunch of American school girls.

I began composing works which were imitative of the music I was being told about. I was also very interested in translating the music into visual terms.

Children are gleeful barbarians.

The mind that engages in subjects of too great variety becomes confused and weakened.

The moral duty of man consists of imitatingthe moral goodness and beneficence of God,manifested in the creation, toward all His creatures.

What is this, a Hybrid? You guys must be proud of yourselves.

The only catalogue of this world's goods that really counts is that which we keep in the silence of the mind.