I have a real low tolerance for parasites, and you're so close to the limit that I'm already reaching for the flea powder.

If you're looking for Mr. Perfect, you‟re going to spend your whole life being disappointed, because he doesn‟t exist. You have to get the best deal you can, but there will always be problems.

A village somewhere was missing it's idiot.

Sign by elevator put up by computer geeks in office building: REMEMBER: FIRST YOU PILAGE, THEN YOU BURN. THOSE WHO DO NOT COMPLY WILL BE SUSPENDED FROM THE RAIDING TEAM. In Mr Perfect

Women were always complications, bless their perverse little hearts.

Pleasure was a siren, luring her to experience more

I'm not holding you against your will; I'm holding you against your car.

If death turned out to be a lack of being rather than a lack of consciousness, well, then, that sucked.

Don’t kiss me,” she said warningly. “I don’t intend to,” he replied, smiling a little. “I don’t have my whip and chair with me.

He needed a woman. Bad.

The world was divided into two groups: those who showered at night, and those who showered in the morning.

Jesus Christ is the most outstanding person who has ever lived on planet earth

Those eyes had seen people weep, and had cared, and had hurt them again anyway. It’s a look that no human eyes should ever have.

The captain of a ship can run a great ship, but he can't do anything about the tides.

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival.

Every life viewed from the inside is a series of defeats.

Today, salute, mile, serve, deep. And I am never doing that again.-Kavi

I want to do different projects and be versatile. I don't want to get fixed into narrative comedy.

This whole moment is the groin Of a borborygmic giant who even now Is rolling over on us in his sleep.

It is no less vain to wish death than it is cowardly to fear it.

A first hint of the power of the electronic media to bring disaster directly into living rooms came with the radio broadcast of the explosion of the zeppelin "Hindenburg," in 1937 . . .