Sign by elevator put up by computer geeks in office building: REMEMBER: FIRST YOU PILAGE, THEN YOU BURN. THOSE WHO DO NOT COMPLY WILL BE SUSPENDED FROM THE RAIDING TEAM. In Mr Perfect

If you're looking for Mr. Perfect, you‟re going to spend your whole life being disappointed, because he doesn‟t exist. You have to get the best deal you can, but there will always be problems.

I have a real low tolerance for parasites, and you're so close to the limit that I'm already reaching for the flea powder.

A village somewhere was missing it's idiot.

Women were always complications, bless their perverse little hearts.

Pleasure was a siren, luring her to experience more

I'm not holding you against your will; I'm holding you against your car.

If death turned out to be a lack of being rather than a lack of consciousness, well, then, that sucked.

Don’t kiss me,” she said warningly. “I don’t intend to,” he replied, smiling a little. “I don’t have my whip and chair with me.

He needed a woman. Bad.

The world was divided into two groups: those who showered at night, and those who showered in the morning.

A picture is just a picture, but add music and there's emotion. There's a story.

I don't really know who I am, and I don't know when to stop, so if I see a great big threatening button that should never ever be touched I just want to do this!

What the caterpillar calls a tragedy the Master calls a butterfly.

Each one of them suffering from the failures of their day, with strings of guilt they tried hard to guide us.

I'm attracted to any type of endeavor that gives me the chance to express what's going on inside me.

Don't fight your problem. Know that there is a solution.

To stand up for peace and against war and for disarmament is very courageous here in America.

A model wears clothes and looks good, which is very passive. It's not like a musician promoting a new album. You don't have to read about it.

In the question of peace, people spoke up and demonstrated for peace and against the threat of war, the threat of atomic war.

But it pleased God to visit us then with death daily, and with so general a disease that the living were scarce able to bury the dead.