Swallow a toad in the morning and you will encounter nothing more disgusting the rest of the day.

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Contemplation often makes life miserable. We should act more, think less, and stop watching ourselves live.

The sunset glow of self-possession.

There are more people who wish to be loved than there are who are willing to love.

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.

Pleasure can be supported by an illusion; but happiness rests upon truth.

Intelligent people make many mistakes because they cannot believe the world is really as foolish as it is.

Society is divided into two classes, the shearers and the shorn.

The empowered woman is powerful beyond measure and beautiful beyond description.

Destroy all the barrier inside you and accept everyone with love. We are in each other all along. Be nonjudgmental but be loving.

The Internet, and Google, and everything that goes along with that is awesome for some things, but not so awesome for other things. Because everything gets leaked nowadays.

Maybe forced retirement isn't necessary after all.

But I have a list of books that I want to read before I die, and whenever I get time to read something that isn't a script, I'll read something from that.

Worker ownership is only one form of democratizing ownership.

I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.

If on your journey you should encounter GOD, GOD will be cut

The newspaper is a lecture. The Web is a conversation.

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?