Stotting is jumping upward with all four legs simultaneously. My advice: do not die until you've seen a large black poodle stotting in the snow.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

The game seemed to be speeding up, building on itself. Right around the deaths of Tess and Selena, I’d met the Sun.Were we spinning to an end?

The problem with our sense of justice is we always seemed to be kind to beautiful and attractive criminals.

Taro taught me that people respect spirit, but even cowards don't respect cowards.

If it doesn't challenge you, it won't change you!

Only idiots refuse to change their minds.

Sometimes things are nothing on paper, but a genius director turns it into something amazing.

The beginning of wisdom is found in doubting; by doubting we come to the question, and by seeking we may come upon the truth.

Being in Christ, and united to Him, is the fundamental constitution of a Christian.

I was valedictorian. Did I enjoy going to school? I hated it. It wasn't a choice on my part, it was expected.

I've really gone into business since I got the 6 string, which was like starting all over.