Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply.

We come from nothing, we are going back to nothing-In the end what have we lost? Nothing!

You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives.

Camelot is a silly place.

I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam and Spam!

Always look on the bright side of life.

We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock. Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok.

The only way to find out how far you can trust a person is by wholeheartedly trusting him or her.

We constantly pass up the rich and beautiful and ennobling experiences and seek out the tawdry, the cheap, and the degrading. These are the works of the devil, and they flourish on every side!

A materialistic world will not be won to Christ by a materialistic church.

I could probably give you a list of a dozen pet peeves I have about my own physicality and why I couldn't get a second date.

There’s always a boyfriend... Whatever else I have to give up on, I won’t give up on love.

I listen to too many people. I'm only going to listen to my gut for the rest of my life.

We can grow gracefully, or gorgeously. I pick both.

This is God's universal purpose for all Christian suffering: more contentment in God and less satisfaction in the world.

I always liked to go to Vancouver to shoot, because I think Vancouver's a beautiful city.

There is so much to groak; So little to groak from.