Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.

Children see magic because they look for it.

He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell. That was his gift.

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

If you think anyone is sane you just don’t know enough about them. The key — and this is very relevant in our case — is to find someone whose insanity dovetails with your own.

Oh, we are but soft and squishy bags of mortality rolling in a bin of sharp circumstance, leaking life until we collapse, flaccid, into our own despair.

Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.

If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.

Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.

So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or something?

Every election, Mickey Mouse looks better and better as President.

Analytical geometry has never existed. There are only people who do linear geometry badly, by taking coordinates, and they call this analytical geometry. Out with them!

Russia has gone through eight years of continuing economic pain.

Writers are the most terrible kleptomaniacs.

If somebody praises you; change the topic!

One of the biggest problems for beginning writers is this need to over-explain.

Clever, but schoolteacher beat him anyway to show him that definitions belonged to the definers - not the defined.

Reality is rarely what we imagine. Great and noble things do not always happen for great and noble reasons.

To meditate is to labour; to think is to act.