Sometimes we give up a dream to play a larger role in someone else's dream.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Xander Harris: "Just when you think you know a guy he robs a mass grave and takes off.

Want to help others? Be yourself. You’ll inspire others to muster the courage to be themselves as well.

Though they won't say, it has been estimated that Cargill and ADM together probably buy somewhere near a third of all the corn grown in America.

Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery

Perfectionism is not as much the desire for excellence, as it is the fear of failure couched in procrastination .

Gentlemen, you will permit me to put on my spectacles, for, I have grown not only gray, but almost blind in the service of my country. - March 15, 1783

Value equals benefits received for burdens endured.

First, I think the science of monetary economics has clearly gotten better.

When I was little, I think that I wanted Superman to be my boyfriend.

To grow is sometimes to hurt, but who would return to smallness?