Some people thought we were presenting Archie as a false character. President Nixon thought we were making a fool out of a good man.

Vulgar and obscene, the papers run rumors daily about people in show business, tales of wicked ways and witless affairs.

It's the character that is the strongest that God gives the most challenges to. Take your struggles as a compliment.

The wages of pedantry is pain.

Millions of people thought Archie was a happy hero.

I hate pride, but if I were going to be proud of anything it would have to be something I'd done myself. Race pride is kind of stupid.

Nations have come under the control of haters and fools.

Get between your kid and drugs, any way you can, if you want to save the kid's life.

Both my brothers became physicians and I, of course, wandered into a business where the undisciplined are welcome.

Conventional show-biz savvy held that Americans hated to be the objects of satire.

I have heard show business characterized as a refuge for childlike persons in flight from all things harsh and real.

There is no such thing as loving a child too much.

Failure is our best teacher but fear of failure is our worst enemy.

And I held her, this girl who had saved me and continued to save me every day.

Turning popular opinion upside down does not make an original.

A peculiarity of the higher arithmetic is the great difficulty which has often been experienced in proving simple general theorems which had been suggested quite naturally by numerical evidence.

I'm like a shark. I've got to be constantly moving.

Lift up your eyes discouraged one

What can you do by killing? Nothing. You kill one dog, the master buys another-that's all there is to it.

My grandfather was a chef for a Baron in Sicily before he came to America. I grew up with him. I used to do my homework at one end of the kitchen table while he cooked at the other end.

The minute a man ceases to grow, no matter what his years, that minute he begins to be old.