Vulgar and obscene, the papers run rumors daily about people in show business, tales of wicked ways and witless affairs.

Some people thought we were presenting Archie as a false character. President Nixon thought we were making a fool out of a good man.

It's the character that is the strongest that God gives the most challenges to. Take your struggles as a compliment.

The wages of pedantry is pain.

Millions of people thought Archie was a happy hero.

I hate pride, but if I were going to be proud of anything it would have to be something I'd done myself. Race pride is kind of stupid.

Nations have come under the control of haters and fools.

Get between your kid and drugs, any way you can, if you want to save the kid's life.

Both my brothers became physicians and I, of course, wandered into a business where the undisciplined are welcome.

Conventional show-biz savvy held that Americans hated to be the objects of satire.

I have heard show business characterized as a refuge for childlike persons in flight from all things harsh and real.

When we choose to engage reality as the best each moment can be, we are shaping more positive experiences for others.

What's in a name? that which we call a roseBy any other name would smell as sweet.

There may be Peace without Joy, and Joy without Peace, but the two combined make Happiness.

The imposing edifice of science provides a challenging view of what can be achieved by the accumulation of many small efforts in a steady objective and dedicated search for truth.

Right... is the child of law.

Travel is the best investment you can make in yourself.

If you're afraid to fail, then you're probably going to fail.

Come all ye that pass by, and see if there is any sorrow like unto my sorrow.

All you have to do is wear a hat, dark glasses and carry a Greek newspaper.

Why does my muse only speak when she is uhnhappy? She does not, I only listen when I am unhappy.