Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.

I wish my nose would blow me for once.

As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone.

What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found?

Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.

I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?

Individuality or Unity? I say there's room for both.

I'll take a redrum with a rellik please.

A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.

The spirit of light is the soul of love.

The resolute look on life closes plenty of doors.

He was a silent type, very nervy of people: shy, introverted, nobody would believe he could scream so loud…well he did drink a bottle of bleach!

It's not easy for a mother and son to sing a duet. You can't just sing about anything.

[On the volcano.] And many a fire there burns beneath the ground.

God uses every possible means to communicate with you.

I don't usually get to play sophisticated women. I usually do the old scrubs, chavs or slappers.

Today will never come again.

God knows better than we do what we need.