Some people have their marriages annulled, which means they never existed. Boy, talk about denial! What do you say when people see your wedding album? 'Oh that was just some play I was in.

As a writer, the worst thing you can do is work in an environment of fear of rejection.

I suddenly had this really mad desire to have an affair with a woman. I was divorced. I was childless. I figured there's got to be one more way to really tick off my mom.

Time flies, though, huh? But I feel young. And do you know how I stay feeling young, ladies and gentlemen? I'll share my secret with you: I live in a senior citizen retirement community.

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

I was over there in Hawaii. I was there on the big island. The 'Big Island' - that name cracks me up. First of all, it's not that big, so I'm pretty sure a guy came up with that name.

They're all sources of material. What I love about what I do, the more you talk about your life, there are so many people who have similar experiences.

All my other relationships with men, there was so much maneuvering and strategic decisions and stuff.

Women, stop buying the lingerie. Stop buying it right now. Oh, it's a big rip off. Oh my god, $18 bucks for panties this big? Come on, one trip through the dryer, and it's a frilly bookmark.

Just be your authentic self because there's nothing sexier or more beautiful than that.

I'm not afraid of putting myself out there to someone and then them passing on it. At least you could have gotten a 'yes.' So it's worthwhile to have the cojones to do it.

Dark spruce frowned on either side of the frozen waterway.

As we’re bombarded daily with new ads for pills, diets and ab-doers, we have to protect our wallets and our time.

The body is not a task to be completed but a gift we receive from God himself.

Chronic Lyme causes arthritis, heart problems, stroke - even death.

It is not polite for a Russian to interfere in British politics.

Swaraj would be real Swaraj only when there would be no occasion for safeguarding any rights.

You can't love anyone that way more than once in a lifetime. It's too hard and it hurts too much when it ends.

I don't think I've ever done anything that's completely the same, yet.

We immediately become more effective when we decide to change ourselves rather than asking things to change for us.