Some people have an inner child that speaks to them. I have an inner old man who just yells random [stuff] at me all day.

You don't know what a semi-colon does... sort of like my act.

I will dance and frolic with my Fronkeys from here to eternity.

Everything is good when it is on time.

For some people, a park is the only place in their entire world where they can see something beautiful.

People should be able to rise as hard, high as their hard work, their ambition, their talent will take them.

I sometimes think, Mary, that it is a mistake to have a dog for a nurse.

Three may keep counsel, if two be away.

I like to work with different musicians and producers to change the feels of every release.

You can't throw too much style into a miracle.

A painting is complete when it has the shadows of a god.

I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling.