You don't know what a semi-colon does... sort of like my act.

Some people have an inner child that speaks to them. I have an inner old man who just yells random [stuff] at me all day.

I will dance and frolic with my Fronkeys from here to eternity.

President Bush in his inaugural address talked about bringing freedom to countries that don't have it. He didn't specify how.

It's not that stock prices are capricious. It's that the news is capricious.

There are several remedies which will cure love, but there are no infallible ones.

A lot of writers, because they don't understand actors, feel like, in order to be better at their performance, they have to change the words around a lot.

Again the blackbirds sings; the streams Wake, laughing, from their winter dreams, And tremble in the April showers The tassels of the maple flowers.

And I don't get down on nobody else for doing whatever else they do. To each his own.

Jesus Christ, the condescension of divinity, and the exaltation of humanity.

You know, one day you make putts and the next day you don't.

Doubt is but another element of faith.

If language is to be of any use to us, then we ought to try and preserve the meaning of words, and 'god' historically has not meant the laws of nature.