So, my sweetheart back home writes to me and wants to know what this gal in Bombay's got that she hasn't got. So I just write back to her and says, Nothin', honey. Only she's got it here.

When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches.

Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.

That's what the cat said to the canary when he swallowed him - 'You'll be all right.

A sheep in wolves clothing!

you are responsible for you own happiness

Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, 'How long has Mom been drinking like this?' My Mom, after six Bloody Marys looks at the turkey and goes, 'Here, kitty, kitty.'

Similarity of opinion is not always—I think not often—needed for fullness and perfection of love.

I want to bring a voice back to the community. I think we haven't received our fair share of resources.

You're either too fat or too thin. You just can't win.

Each man must have his own special route to lead him to God.

It's not about having enough time, it's about making enough time.

You are anxious before every game because you had to win it. If you didn't you went down the ladder. I felt proud of the way we beat some teams in tough games.

Oft has good nature been the fool's defence, And honest meaning gilded want of sense.