So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye.

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.

No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.

I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.

I am neither left wing nor right wing. I am middle-of-the-bird.

Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'You must be joking.'

We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman.

Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.

Most of the people readily accept the principle but resist its practice.

Rise to the challenge of bringing your dreams to life! Do not be discouraged by resistance, be nourished by it. Success is the experience of rising to the level of your true greatness.

Never force yourself on another. If you do this, then this is you trampling on your own dignity without the external help.

To give aid to every poor man is far beyond the reach and power of every man. Care of the poor is incumbent on society as a whole.

A poem is no place for an idea.

The secret point of money and power in America is neither the things that money can buy nor power for power's sake but absolute personal freedom, mobility, privacy.

The new political gospel: public office is private graft.

When our inner self connects to our work and our work to our inner self, the work knows no limit, for the inner self knows no limit.

We become adolescents when the words that adults exchange with one another become intelligible to us.

The media is the great middleman. Trump doesn't need a middleman to get his message out. Trump's crowds are five blocks long.