Smoking is similar to hitting yourself over the head with a hammer because, when you stop, you feel better

A three-year old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom,' he asked,'are these my brains?' 'Not yet.' she replied.

We are different because our brain is wired differently. This causes us to perceive the world in different ways and have different values and priorities. Not better or worse - different.

Brain surgeons earn 10 times that of a general practitioner... it pays to be an expert.

A real man would never cry in public unless he was watching a movie in which a heroic dog died to save its master.Or if Heidi klum unbuttoned her blouse. Or he accidently dropped a full case of beer.

Marriages are more likely to fail when one partner not only does not mirror the other's expressions of happiness, but instead shows expressions of contempt.

To ensure marital bliss, a man needs to be 1.09 times taller than his partner.

We prefer to find mates who are roughly as attractive as we are, which means they are more likely to stay and not look for a better offer.

The joy of the bee tribes infuses my life with sweetness.

Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.

There's a wonderful family called Stein There's Gert and there's Epp and there's Ein: Gert's poems are bunk Epp's statues are junk And no one can understand Ein.

People should pay more attention. Everyone wants attention, but no one wants to give attention.

I wonder if anyone will ever know the emptiness of my life. Personal Diary -- Last entry Oh whats the point?

For most of my life I had operated under a simple schematic of winning and losing, but cancer was teaching me a tolerance for ambiguities.

Mic is volcanic, rhymes spread across the planet, I send out the scribe, now the vibes gigantic.

I didn't always walk that straight line. I'm not going to say that I'm an angel. But I made some right decisions along the way.

The goal of maximizing the welfare of all may be better achieved by an ethic that accepts our inclinations and harnesses them so that, taken as a whole, the system works to everyone's advantage.

Look at your own potential. Don't overestimate your capabilities and push too hard, or underestimate them and use that as an excuse to be lazy.